My life plans revolve around 5 Seconds of Summer.

He’s like a 5 year old x

  1. me: *@ my friend house & it stink*
  2. me: what's that smell
  3. friend: what smell?
  4. me: oh ok...
  5. me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

petitegoose:

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

Oh my god. All of this is glory.

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
asked by Anonymous

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

irwie94:

ashton irwin has such kissable lips and holdable hands and huggable body and he is literally just 100% boyfriend material

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